"Dont Bring Your Fn Kids!" T-Shirt

At Hoodslam, we prefer to do our dirty deeds without the probing apertures of dubious delinquents , which is to say: don't bring your fn kids. It's been on all of our posters, it's our one rule. You can talk about our fight club, just leave the kids at home.
 
*Wearers of T-Shirt gain +4 in karate.